401-Keg

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you

would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of

the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than

$5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank

all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling

REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink

heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg a recent study found

the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found

Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!