lobster
10/20/2008
Everybody get outta here, there's a lobster loose! Ohhhh, holy cow, he's loose! Everybody get outta here - he's vengeful! Quickly! Cover yourself with hot butter and carry lemons just in case you have to squirt him with it and so forth, to repel him! Everybody get outta here, quickly! There's gonna be a tradegy! Oh, God! Ohhhh - Haaaah!
-Bill Murray
die.religion.die
10/15/2008
I'm sick of all your rules - They're so man made - You treat them all
like fools - You put my name to shame - I'm everything you're not - I
give them love - My ways you have forgot - You put yourselves above -
I'll testify - It's time to see Religion die - The truth can't lie -
It's time to see Religion die - Who cares? - Who's right? - It's time to
see Religion die - I'll crush the fight - It's time to see Religion die
- My Church is not inside - Your building walls - On Sundays you all
hide - While the world just falls - Now go into the world - And destroy
hell - You have authority - Use it for the kill - I'll testify - It's
time to see Religion die - The truth can't lie - It's time to see
Religion die - Who cares? - Who's right? - It's time to see Religion die
- I'll crush the fight - It's time to see Religion die - Children come -
Away with me - I want you all - To be mine - I am - Taking back what's
mine, and - You've killed too much time with - Pointing all your fingers
at your kids that's why they're lost - Try - To look deep in their eyes
- You will see suicide - Blame it on yourself cuz no one else will pay
your price - Your price - Die just - Die Religion - Die just die - Die
just - Die Religion - Die just die - Die (7x) - Die Religion die - Die
(3x) - Do not be afraid - Religion is man made - Everything is OK - The
rules have just been changed
"Die Religion Die"
Save Me From My Self
Brian 'Head' Welch
....suprisingly good album
401-Keg
10/07/2008
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of
the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than
$5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg a recent study found
the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found
Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be An American!